That Cunt In The Tophat.

That Cunt In The Tophat. The closest you'll ever get to really being inside my head. Life, sex, the universe, current affair issues, pseudo-activism, vitriol, drunken stupidity, fire-twirling, and the creative constructs of my bi-polar mind.

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Sometimes, the only thing that makes waking up okay, is this song.

sexygaymes:

so cute.


Such a minimalist tattoo. So hot.

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sexygaymes:

so cute.

Such a minimalist tattoo. So hot.

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sexygaymes:

lmfao.

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  • mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
  • me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
  • mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
  • me:
  • mom:
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
  • me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
  • mom:
  • me:
  • mom: this isn't normal

So my professor was asking questions.

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  • Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
  • Like 3 people: *raises hand*
  • Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
  • Me: *raises hand*
  • Professor: *points me out* why?
  • Me: It's illegal.
  • Professor: touche.

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I suspect I just found Generique’s Christmas present.

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I suspect I just found Generique’s Christmas present.

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vimandvigour:

Oscar Wilde, via The New York Public Library

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