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Sometimes, the only thing that makes waking up okay, is this song.
That Cunt In The Tophat.
The closest you'll ever get to really being inside my head. Life, sex, the universe, current affair issues, pseudo-activism, vitriol, drunken stupidity, fire-twirling, and the creative constructs of my bi-polar mind.
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Reblogged from sexygaymes
- mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
- me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
- mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
- me:
- mom:
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
- me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
- mom:
- me:
- mom: this isn't normal
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So my professor was asking questions.
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- Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
- Like 3 people: *raises hand*
- Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
- Me: *raises hand*
- Professor: *points me out* why?
- Me: It's illegal.
- Professor: touche.
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Oscar Wilde, via The New York Public Library
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